The 4 E’s of Excellent Blowjobs

I’ve written a lot about the art of the blowjob here, but it’s always from the female perspective. The sexy guys from around the block agreed to help me out by sharing some tips from the male perspective.

Ladies, listen up! And fellas add your own tips with a comment below! Here’s what they had to say:

There’s always more to say on this important, important matter. What do guys really want? Here are the four E’s of excellent blowjob giving – from the guy’s perspective.

Eye Contact

They say eyes are the windows to the soul, but that’s only half right. Eyes are also the window to the magnificent blowjob. There’s something about looking down at a girl while she’s giving head and seeing those big, beautiful doe eyes looking back at you.

 Conversely, it’s a major turn off to look down during a beej and realize your girl is wearing the same expression on her face as when she’s doing Sudoku.

Engage the entire body

Girls, with that big beautiful penis in your mouth, it may be easy to forget there are other parts of the male anatomy. Admittedly, the head of the penis should get the most attention since that’s what feels best, but don’t neglect the rest of his body.

Involve your hands by tugging on those balls or applying pressure to the area right between the balls and butthole (the scientific name for this spot is “the taint” or “the gooch”).

Even something as simple as running your nails up and down his chest will make him noticeably hotter.

You should also consider incorporating some male sex toys, like a vibrating cock ring that massages his balls for you, leaving your hands free to explore other nooks and crannies.

Experimentation

Blow jobs are not rocket science, but that doesn’t mean you can’t put on your sexy lab coat and experiment a little. Much like high school algebra, lackluster blowjobs can be solved through a little trial and error.

Since every man is different, something that may have caused your last boyfriend to board the express train to Jizzville might bore your current fling to tears. Plus, trying new techniques may reveal hidden pleasures even your boyfriend is unaware of.

For example, have you ever used a specially shaped vibrator, around the base of his penis while sucking it? It takes blowjobs to a whole new level.

Enjoy it, eagerly

 Hopefully, no one is forcing you to give head, so please don’t act like it’s a chore on par with taking out the trash or cleaning the litter box. Why not throw in a few theatrical moans to show him you really love what you’re doing?

 If you don’t truly love it, all’s not lost. While things like taste or a powerful gag reflex can sometimes hinder your enjoyment, science has an answer for everything.

Online retailers nowdays sell flavored lube, turning him into your favorite popsicle. On the other hand, if you really just don’t like giving head, a true gentleman would rather you express it than see you torture yourself.

As Big Bird from Sesame Street taught us, “E is for Erection.” Actually, I think Sesame Street may have skipped that spelling lesson. But heed four E’s and your guy will be begging for more. Just make sure he returns the favor!

Thanks for sharing your tips, boys! Readers, show them some lovin’ in the comments. Let us know what you think of his tips.

Does Your Girlfriend Hate Blow Jobs? Five Tips to Get More Head

One of the most asked questions is What Girls Hate about Sucking Cock, and judging from keywords that take Y’all is searching, I gather that this is quite the problem. Are you not getting enough head?

Do you dream of more blow jobs? Is your cock feeling a bit neglected?

Here are some tips to help you get more head, even if you think your girlfriend, wife, or partner hates blow jobs:

Tip #1: Make it romantic for her.

I like it rough. I like when a guy fucks my throat hard, even if I gag and my eyes tear up. I want to be abused. But you know what? I don’t think most girls are into that. In fact, I think most girls are pretty vanilla, even if they lean more sub than the dom.

So stop trying to stick your cock down her throat! Gagging isn’t fun (for most girls) and not being able to deepthroat can be embarrassing.

So make it a romantic activity. Take turns licking chocolate syrup off one another, for example. First, she gets the bottle and can squirt some anywhere she wants you to lick. Then it’s your turn.

When she is sucking your cock, run your hands through her hair lightly and tell her how beautiful she looks with your cock in her mouth. Adding a little romance will make her feel less like a whore as she’s going down on you.

Tip #2: Clean up down there.

It goes without saying that you should have good hygiene, but the fact of the matter is that it doesn’t matter how often you shower. If you’ve had your cock in your pants for a few hours, it probably isn’t very fresh.

If you know some sexy time will be going down soon, excuse yourself to the bathroom and take a moment to freshen up. Just wash your cock off quickly. It makes all the difference.

Also, keep your pubes trimmed neatly or (even better) shave. No girl likes hair in her mouth and it makes it easier to stay fresh if you don’t have a huge man brush.

Tip #3: Make your big finish less scary.

Some girls avoid sucking cock because they don’t like the taste of semen or are afraid that she’ll gag when you burst in her mouth. Make it less scary for her. Ask her where she wants you to cum – giving her the control will make her less likely to fear a finish in her mouth if she doesn’t want it.

You can also wear a condom. The taste is less pleasant while she’s sucking, but it’s definitely safer and she doesn’t have to worry about cum in her mouth.

If you do want to release down her throat, think about changing your habits to make your cum tastier. Yes, diet does play a role. If you eat a balanced diet with plenty of fruits and veggies, your cum will taste better. In my experience, smoking also plays a role.

If you aren’t ready to give up the cigs, at least give up the cheap brands that smell really, really bad. I’ve found that those brands make your cum taste really bad too.

Tip #4: Get your blow job before her orgasms.

After I orgasm, I’m spent. If I’m going to keep fucking around, I want to just let you fuck me for a while. I’m winding down. I love blow jobs enough and am submissive enough to still give you head after I’ve cum, but you’ll get a much more enthusiastic blow job if you fuck my face first.

I think that’s where a lot of guys go wrong. They’re focused on pleasing their girl, which is great, but they neglect their own needs until afterward. Foreplay isn’t just about her, believe it or not.

If you want a great head, just go for it. Return the favor after she’s had time to suck your cock a little first and then finish off either with sex or with more head.

Tip #5: Date the right girl.

Lastly, if you want great blow jobs, don’t take the ice princess who is super uptight about sex. Your sexual relationship is important.

No matter how awesome you two might be together outside of the bedroom, if there isn’t a connection between the sheets too, your relationship is going to suck.

So many couples end up divorcing or being stuck in an unhappy relationship because there’s not a meeting of the minds when it comes to sex. Don’t fool yourself to believing that it isn’t important.

Look for a girl who’s enthusiastic and open to trying new things, and you’ll get much better blow jobs

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